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~ A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. ~

Helen Rowland

~ The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. ~

Helen Rowland

~ You will never win if you never begin. ~

Helen Rowland

~ Flirting is the act of making a man feel pleased with himself. ~

Helen Rowland

~ Flirting is the act of making a man feel pleased with himself. ~

Helen Rowland

~ Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her--when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? ~

Helen Rowland

~ Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds ~

Helen Rowland

~ Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty ~

Helen Rowland

~ Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic. ~

Helen Rowland

~ The follies which a man regrets most in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. ~

Helen Rowland

~ Flirting is the act of making a man feel pleased with himself. ~

Helen Rowland

~ Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest ~

Helen Rowland

~ An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country. ~

Helen Rowland

~ In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place ~

Helen Rowland

~ The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. ~

Helen Rowland

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