Helen Rowland Quotes

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

Helen Rowland

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

Helen Rowland

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

Helen Rowland

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her--when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

Helen Rowland

Flirting is the act of making a man feel pleased with himself.

Helen Rowland

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.

Helen Rowland

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds

Helen Rowland

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place

Helen Rowland

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her

Helen Rowland

Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest

Helen Rowland

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Helen Rowland

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

Helen Rowland

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

Helen Rowland

A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval.

Helen Rowland

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.

Helen Rowland
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