When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.
Henry Wheeler Shaw
Vanity is a strange passion; rather than be out of a job it will brag of its vices.
Henry Wheeler Shaw
Take the selfishness out of this world and there would be more happiness than we should know what to do with.
Henry Wheeler Shaw
I don't kno az i want tew bet enny money, and giv odds, on the man, who iz alwus anxious tew pray out loud, every chance he kan git.
Henry Wheeler Shaw
I dont never hav enny trouble in regulating mi own kondukt, but tew keep other pholks straight iz what bothers me.
Henry Wheeler Shaw
I think that a hen who undertakes tew lay 2 eggs a day must necessarily neglekt sum other branch ov bizzness.
Henry Wheeler Shaw
Mankind loves misterys--a hole in the ground, excites mor wonder than a star in the heavens.
Henry Wheeler Shaw