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Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon can totally refresh you. They say that by the time you wake up you'll feel so good, you'll be able to start looking for a new job.



For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.



A survey says that American workers work the first three hours every day just to pay their taxes. So that's why we can't get anything done in the morning: We're government workers



President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in a couple of strokes



Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.



The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.



If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.



Now the Democrats control the Senate. But the good news is that now the Republicans can admit that Strom Thurmond has been dead since 1988.



Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. Not with Iraq. With France and Germany. How did we screw that one up?








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