Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.

Jerry Seinfeld

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Jerry Seinfeld

A date is a job interview that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is that there are not many job interviews where there's a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.

Jerry Seinfeld

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Jerry Seinfeld

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