The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees nothing but the dim outlines of an old and worried face.
Death is as casual-and often as unexpected-as birth. It is as difficult to define grief as joy. Each is finite. Each will fade.
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt
Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
Autumn carries more gold in its pocket than all the other seasons.