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~ Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss ~
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~ Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball. ~
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~ Sandy's fastball was so fast, some batters would start to swing as he was on his way to the mound ~
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~ Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins. ~
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~ If your caddie coaches you on the tee, 'Hit it down the left side with a little draw,' ignore him. All you do on the tee is try not to hit the caddie. ~
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~ Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. ~
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~ Golf is the cruelest of sports. Like life, it's unfair. It's a harlot. A trollop. It leads you on. It never lives up to its promises.... It's a boulevard of broken dreams. It plays with men. And runs off with the butcher. ~
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~ Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. ~
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~ Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream ~
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~ Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball. ~
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~ Soccer is a game in which everyone does a lot of running around. Twenty-one guys stand around and one guy does a tap dance with the ball. ~
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