Jim Murray Quotes

Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

Jim Murray

If your caddie coaches you on the tee, 'Hit it down the left side with a little draw,' ignore him. All you do on the tee is try not to hit the caddie.

Jim Murray

Sandy's fastball was so fast, some batters would start to swing as he was on his way to the mound

Jim Murray

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.

Jim Murray

Golf is the cruelest of sports. Like life, it's unfair. It's a harlot. A trollop. It leads you on. It never lives up to its promises.... It's a boulevard of broken dreams. It plays with men. And runs off with the butcher.

Jim Murray

Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins.

Jim Murray

Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine.

Jim Murray

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss

Jim Murray

Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream

Jim Murray

Soccer is a game in which everyone does a lot of running around. Twenty-one guys stand around and one guy does a tap dance with the ball.

Jim Murray

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