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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.



If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.



Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them



Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them



A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.



A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.



A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.








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