Joey Adams Quotes

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Joey Adams

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

Joey Adams

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them

Joey Adams

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Joey Adams

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Joey Adams

A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

Joey Adams

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