Josh Billings Quotes

Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.

Josh Billings

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

Josh Billings

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs

Josh Billings

To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.

Josh Billings

Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.

Josh Billings

Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been

Josh Billings

Experience makes more timid men than it does wise ones.

Josh Billings

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute

Josh Billings

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute

Josh Billings

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.

Josh Billings

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Josh Billings

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

Josh Billings

It is the little things that fret and worry us; you can dodge an elephant, but not a fly.

Josh Billings

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won t.

Josh Billings

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

Josh Billings