Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
There are various sorts of curiosity; one is from interest, which makes us desire to know that which may be useful to us; and the other, from pride which comes from the wish to know what others are ignorant of.
The height of ability consists in a thorough knowledge of the real value of things, and of the genius of the age in which we live.
The election isn't very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
A bargain is anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on
The world gels better every day - then worse again in the evening.
Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing