Kin Hubbard Quotes

The alimentary canal is thirty-two feet long. You control only the first three inches of it. Control it well.

Kin Hubbard

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

Kin Hubbard

Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.

Kin Hubbard

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

Kin Hubbard

Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.

Kin Hubbard

There are various sorts of curiosity; one is from interest, which makes us desire to know that which may be useful to us; and the other, from pride which comes from the wish to know what others are ignorant of.

Kin Hubbard

The height of ability consists in a thorough knowledge of the real value of things, and of the genius of the age in which we live.

Kin Hubbard

The election isn't very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street

Kin Hubbard

There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.

Kin Hubbard

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

Kin Hubbard

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

Kin Hubbard

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Kin Hubbard

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

Kin Hubbard

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

Kin Hubbard

The world gels better every day - then worse again in the evening.

Kin Hubbard

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