Lily Tomlin Quotes

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

Lily Tomlin

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.

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Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it

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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

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Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

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Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past.

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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else

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Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

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For fast acting relief, try slowing down.

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To me, sexual freedom means freedom from having to have sex.

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