MARK TWAIN Quotes
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.



Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.



A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother



Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough



Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it



I have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.



Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.



Often, the less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it



Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didnt do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.



The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.



Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness



Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.



Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.



I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.



Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.








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