MARK TWAIN Quotes

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Mark Twain

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Mark Twain

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

Mark Twain

There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it

Mark Twain

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards.

Mark Twain

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

Mark Twain

Photography is 90% sheer, brutal drudgery!

Mark Twain

Photography is 90% sheer, brutal drudgery!

Mark Twain

The government is merely a servant -- merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a patriot and who isn't. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.

Mark Twain

Suppose your were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress

Mark Twain

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.

Mark Twain

Moralists and philosophers have adjudged those who throw temptation in the way of the erring, equally guilty with those who are thereby led into evil

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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Mark Twain

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Mark Twain
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