Mark Twain Quotes

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

Mark Twain

He had only one vanity; he thought he could give advice better than any other person

Mark Twain

He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue

Mark Twain

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

Mark Twain

Golf is good walk spoiled

Mark Twain

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

Mark Twain

The trade of critic, in literature, music, and the drama, is the most degraded of all trades

Mark Twain

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.

Mark Twain

One can enjoy a rainbow without necessarily forgetting the forces that made it

Mark Twain

Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead

Mark Twain

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.

Mark Twain

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

Mark Twain

Conscience, man's moral medicine chest

Mark Twain

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Mark Twain

When some men discharge an obligation, you can hear the report for miles around.

Mark Twain

And so I am become a knight of the Kingdom of Dreams and Shadows

Mark Twain
Social Media
Our Partners
Quote of the Day App
Android app on Google Play