Mark Twain Quotes

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Mark Twain

Citizenship is what makes a republic; monarchies can get along without it

Mark Twain

The offspring of riches: Pride, vanity, ostentation, arrogance, tyranny

Mark Twain

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

Mark Twain

It was kind of solemn, drifting down the big, still river, lying on our backs, looking up at stars, and we didn't even feel like talking aloud.

Mark Twain

The poetry is all in the anticipation, for there is none in reality

Mark Twain

I'm glad I did it, partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do it again.

Mark Twain

There is no other life; life itself is only a vision and a dream for nothing exists but space and you. If there was an all-powerful God, he would have made all good, and no bad.

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Indecency, vulgarity, obscenity - these are strictly confined to man; he invented them. Among the higher animals there is no trace of them. They hide nothing. They are not ashamed.

Mark Twain

Familiarity breeds contempt. How accurate that is. The reason we hold truth in such respect is because we have so little opportunity to get familiar with it.

Mark Twain

Frankness is a jewel; only the young can afford it

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It is more trouble to make a maxim than it is to do right

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No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live.

Mark Twain

When one's character begins to fall under suspicion and disfavor, how swift, then, is the work of disintegration and destruction.

Mark Twain

Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.

Mark Twain
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