Mark Twain Quotes

Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.

Mark Twain

Time and tide wait for no man. A pompous and self-satisfied proverb, and was true for a billion years; but in our day of electric wires and water-ballast we turn it around: Man waits not for time nor tide.

Mark Twain

The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.

Mark Twain

Humor is tragedy plus time

Mark Twain

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

Mark Twain

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Mark Twain

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read.

Mark Twain

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

Mark Twain

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

Mark Twain

Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.

Mark Twain

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Mark Twain

You can't depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.

Mark Twain

As to the Adjective: when in doubt, strike it out.

Mark Twain

I have found out there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them

Mark Twain

I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.

Mark Twain

Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.

Mark Twain
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