Mark Twain Quotes
A classic is a book which people praise and don't read.



Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.



Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.



Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.



You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.



You can't depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.



As to the Adjective: when in doubt, strike it out.



I have found out there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them



I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.



Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.



It is a time when one's spirit is subdued and sad, one knows not why; when the past seems a storm-swept desolation, life a vanity and a burden, and the future but a way to death.



Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven.



Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy must have somebody to divide it with.



All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.



Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination








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