Mark Twain Quotes

New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

Mark Twain

Children have but little charity for one another's defects

Mark Twain

It is better to give than receive- especially advice

Mark Twain

It is better to give than receive- especially advice

Mark Twain

The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.

Mark Twain

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

Mark Twain

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

Mark Twain

If you have nothing to say, say nothing.

Mark Twain

Synergy — the bonus that is achieved when things work together harmoniously.

Mark Twain

Education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

Mark Twain

Therein lies the defect of revenge: it's all in the anticipation; the thing itself is a pain, not a pleasure; at least the pain is the biggest end of it.

Mark Twain

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Mark Twain

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Mark Twain

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

Mark Twain

There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it

Mark Twain
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