Milton Berle Quotes

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Milton Berle

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Milton Berle

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

Milton Berle

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.

Milton Berle

You can't believe everything you hear, but it's fun to repeat it anyway.

Milton Berle

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Milton Berle

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Milton Berle

I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.

Milton Berle

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.

Milton Berle

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Milton Berle

A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.

Milton Berle