Nigel Blackwell Quotes

She died with her telly on, 87 and confused With not enough hospital beds cos all the moneys been used On the end of the century party preparations And they reckon that the last thing she saw in her life was Sting, singing on the roof of the Barbican Sting, singing on the roof of the Barbican

Nigel Blackwell

Brian Moore's head looks uncannily like London Planetarium

Nigel Blackwell

Help me Mrs Medlycot, I don't know what to do, i've only got 3 bullets and there's 4 of motley crue

Nigel Blackwell

I'm off to see The Bootleg Beatles as the bootleg Mark Chapman.

Nigel Blackwell

When I'm dying for a cigarette, I think of all the free ones that I'd get if I killed myself and came back as a beagle, WOOF!

Nigel Blackwell

No frills, handy for the hills, that's the way you spell New Mills.

Nigel Blackwell

There's people who can't spell 'weird' right driving round with thousands in the bank, but I get by, got a lot on my mind; I get by, got allotments on my mind.

Nigel Blackwell

I could put a tennis racket up against my face and pretend that I'm Kendo Nagasaki

Nigel Blackwell

There's no room for enigmas in built-up areas.

Nigel Blackwell

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