She died with her telly on, 87 and confused With not enough hospital beds cos all the moneys been used On the end of the century party preparations And they reckon that the last thing she saw in her life was Sting, singing on the roof of the Barbican Sting, singing on the roof of the Barbican
Nigel Blackwell
Help me Mrs Medlycot, I don't know what to do, i've only got 3 bullets and there's 4 of motley crue
Nigel Blackwell
When I'm dying for a cigarette, I think of all the free ones that I'd get if I killed myself and came back as a beagle, WOOF!
Nigel Blackwell
There's people who can't spell 'weird' right driving round with thousands in the bank, but I get by, got a lot on my mind; I get by, got allotments on my mind.
Nigel Blackwell