The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.
Work is much more fun than fun.
I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.
The air is like a draught of wine. The undertaker cleans his sign, The Hull express goes off the line, When it is raspberry time in Runcorn.
My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?