The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.
Work is much more fun than fun.
I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.
The air is like a draught of wine. The undertaker cleans his sign, The Hull express goes off the line, When it is raspberry time in Runcorn.
It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?