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Middle age is when you are sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it is not for you.



Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope.



To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.



My garden will never make me famous, I'm a horticultural ignoramus.



A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.



Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.



How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!



Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope.



Man is a victim of dope In the incurable form of hope.



Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.



I think that I shall never see, a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.



Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.



A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.



Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.



Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for








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