~ Middle age is when you are sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it is not for you. ~  ~ To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. ~ ~ My garden will never make me famous, I'm a horticultural ignoramus. ~ ~ A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. ~ ~ Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo. ~ ~ Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.
~ ~ A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. ~ ~ Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. ~ ~ Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for ~ ~ Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for ~ ~ A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. ~ ~ A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. ~ ~ Nothing there but basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo. ~ ~ Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You have had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You are sunk from a riot of relaxation. ~ ~ People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. ~ Most Popular Topics:
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