Ogden Nash Quotes
Nothing there but basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.



People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.



Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters, And where it is least desired, it loiters.



Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.



Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it.








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