Ogden Nash Quotes

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

Ogden Nash

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for

Ogden Nash

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

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Nothing there but basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.

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How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

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Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters, And where it is least desired, it loiters.

Ogden Nash

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Ogden Nash

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.

Ogden Nash

Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it.

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