Oscar Levant Quotes

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that keep me walking the floor nights.

Oscar Levant

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Oscar Levant

There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Oscar Levant

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Oscar Levant

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

Oscar Levant

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

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Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

Oscar Levant

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

Oscar Levant

I am no more humble than my talents require.

Oscar Levant

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Oscar Levant

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Oscar Levant

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.

Oscar Levant

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

Oscar Levant