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~ If government were a product, selling it would be illegal ~
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~ People shouldn't be treated like objects. They aren't that valuable. ~
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~ Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in Heaven. ~
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~ You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. ~
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~ Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. ~
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~ If government were a product, selling it would be illegal ~
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~ The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. ~
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~ Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be? ~
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~ Never fight an inanimate object. ~
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~ Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in Heaven. ~
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~ Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly. ~
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~ You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. ~
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~ You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money. ~
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~ Never fight an inanimate object. ~
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~ No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the sources of our troubles,we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance,greed and love of power. ~
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