Phil Brooks Quotes

He just hit himself in the dinger with a rubber.

Phil Brooks

You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.

Phil Brooks

Do you know what it's like going through life better than everybody? It's hard.

Phil Brooks

That was the longest run-on sentence I've ever heard in my entire life. Did you even take a breath in between words there?

Phil Brooks

Thats a very appropriate color he's wearing. Green.

Phil Brooks

Doubt fucks everything. Take a foundation, no matter how strong, sprinkle generously with doubt, and watch it crumble. Me? I'm unfuckwithable. Not this knee, not bad weather, and certainly not the many men that wish bad intentions on me can stop me. I rise up, not like a phoenix, but like the zombie corpse of Dick Murdoch. This brainbuster is for you.

Phil Brooks

And the sad part is that you actually believe in The Undertaker. You actually believe that he has all these magic powers which is really alll just smoke and mirrors.

Phil Brooks

You know, there's one other thing I don't do, Vince. I don't have dirty, unprotected sex with some money grubbing skank who eventually files a paternity suit against me, which gets me kicked out of my own house and leaves me nothing but a living, breathing national disgrace.

Phil Brooks

Thanks for your questions, Elijah Burke, but I like to keep my reasons for joining The New Breed to myself.

Phil Brooks

Mike Knox, I am also getting real sick of this! Your problem isn't me staying away from your girl... Your problem is your girl staying away from me!

Phil Brooks

Ahh... Is he gonna sing "Happy birthday" to her next ?

Phil Brooks

I hear you guys all the time talking about Daniel Bryan, trained by Shawn Michaels. One curious thing to me is, how come you guys never mention William Regal? William Regal did the real work with this young man. Shawn Michaels took $3,000 from him, that's all he ever did.

Phil Brooks

Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

Phil Brooks

I don't know if you guys know this but I'm sort of a big deal.

Phil Brooks

Straight edge means I'm drug free, alcohol free, and better than you.

Phil Brooks

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