Rita Rudner Quotes
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.



Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside



Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.



I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.



Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?



Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.



I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight



I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.








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