Rita Rudner Quotes

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

Rita Rudner

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

Rita Rudner

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

Rita Rudner

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside

Rita Rudner

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

Rita Rudner

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight

Rita Rudner

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner

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