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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.



Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.



Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside



Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.



I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.



I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.



Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?



I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight



Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?



In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.








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