In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and
bought jewelry.
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