Robert Brault Quotes

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead.

Robert Brault

Love is the greatest touch-up artist of all.

Robert Brault

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

Robert Brault

A commuter tie-up consists of you - and people who for some reason won't use public transit.

Robert Brault

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

Robert Brault

Never mind searching for who you are. Search for the person you aspire to be.

Robert Brault

It pleases me to take amateur photographs of my garden, and it pleases my garden to make my photographs look professional.

Robert Brault

Recalling days of sadness, memories haunt me. Recalling days of happiness, I haunt my memories.

Robert Brault

The trouble with learning to parent on the job is that your child is the teacher.

Robert Brault

We labor to make a house a home, then every time we're expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house.

Robert Brault

Do not be surprised when those who ignore the rules of grammar also ignore the law. After all, the law is just so much grammar.

Robert Brault

The irresistible attraction of pets is that their love can be earned

Robert Brault

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

Robert Brault

Name the season's first hurricane Zelda and fool Mother Nature into calling it a year

Robert Brault

Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional.

Robert Brault

For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign?

Robert Brault
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