Love is the greatest touch-up artist of all.
For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.
The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead.
A commuter tie-up consists of you - and people who for some reason won't use public transit.
Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.
And I, I took the road less traveled by. I was using a GPS system.
Never mind searching for who you are. Search for the person you aspire to be.
It pleases me to take amateur photographs of my garden, and it pleases my garden to make my photographs look professional.
Recalling days of sadness, memories haunt me. Recalling days of happiness, I haunt my memories.
The trouble with learning to parent on the job is that your child is the teacher.
We labor to make a house a home, then every time we're expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house.
Do not be surprised when those who ignore the rules of grammar also ignore the law. After all, the law is just so much grammar.
The irresistible attraction of pets is that their love can be earned
You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.
Name the season's first hurricane Zelda and fool Mother Nature into calling it a year