Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about



My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.



Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.



On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.



My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.








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