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The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.



The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.



The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any.



All politicians are humble, and seldom let you forget it. They go around the country boasting about their humility. They are proud of their humility. Many are downright arrogant about their humility and insist that it qualifies them to be President.



People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.



Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don`t work, those that break down and those that get lost.



The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.



So there he is at last. Man on the moon. The poor magnificent bungler! He can't even get to the office without undergoing the agonies of the damned, but give him a little metal, a few chemicals, some wire and twenty or thirty billion dollars and, vroom!








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