Russell Edward Brand Quotes

I don't like doing anything that makes you sweat if you don't come at the end of it.

Russell Edward Brand

Some people, I think they're called racists, say America is not ready for a black president. But, I know America to be a forward-thinking country, right, because otherwise, you know, would you have let that retarded cowboy fella be president for eight years? We were very impressed. We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors.

Russell Edward Brand

There's no shame in being second to Stephen Fry. Unless it's in a straight nose competition.

Russell Edward Brand

I love the BBC, it's a gorgeous organisation and it's just 'cos it's got vaguely socialist state-run tendencies that people like bloody old Rupert Murdoch coat it off in the Sun, and it's gotta stop!

Russell Edward Brand

I believe Finland's economy is based on Moomin juice.

Russell Edward Brand

That's what keeps me alive, perversion and star quality.

Russell Edward Brand

I'm genuinely and actually a bit like Jesus.

Russell Edward Brand

That diamond encrusted goat's skull is the height of good taste!

Russell Edward Brand

I'll riverdance while that's happening, 'cause it seems to be what I naturally do anyway.

Russell Edward Brand

I'm waiting for something worth waiting for.

Russell Edward Brand

If you're going to use 'theatrical' and 'bent' in such close proximity, you're going to give people the wrong impression.

Russell Edward Brand

So by being offended you've sorta acknowledged that you are thick, and none of us are, so we're all back on speaking terms!

Russell Edward Brand

It's like Kilroy only talking about Big Brother and there's no racism allowed.

Russell Edward Brand

Well, stick around love, cos I've got worse. The worst being, simply, "Get in the van."

Russell Edward Brand

I like pressing that emergency button on bus doors to escape.

Russell Edward Brand

The first time Tim Westwood did that chestbump to me, I ended up sort of cuddling his arm.

Russell Edward Brand

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