I don't like doing anything that makes you sweat if you don't come at the end of it.
Russell Edward Brand
Some people, I think they're called racists, say America is not ready for a black president. But, I know America to be a forward-thinking country, right, because otherwise, you know, would you have let that retarded cowboy fella be president for eight years? We were very impressed. We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors.
Russell Edward Brand
There's no shame in being second to Stephen Fry. Unless it's in a straight nose competition.
Russell Edward Brand
I love the BBC, it's a gorgeous organisation and it's just 'cos it's got vaguely socialist state-run tendencies that people like bloody old Rupert Murdoch coat it off in the Sun, and it's gotta stop!
Russell Edward Brand
I'll riverdance while that's happening, 'cause it seems to be what I naturally do anyway.
Russell Edward Brand
If you're going to use 'theatrical' and 'bent' in such close proximity, you're going to give people the wrong impression.
Russell Edward Brand
So by being offended you've sorta acknowledged that you are thick, and none of us are, so we're all back on speaking terms!
Russell Edward Brand
Well, stick around love, cos I've got worse. The worst being, simply, "Get in the van."
Russell Edward Brand