Sam Ewing Quotes

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about

Sam Ewing

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'

Sam Ewing

Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

Sam Ewing

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect

Sam Ewing

When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood

Sam Ewing

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

Sam Ewing

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

Sam Ewing

Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

Sam Ewing

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Sam Ewing

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career

Sam Ewing

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

Sam Ewing

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

Sam Ewing

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

Sam Ewing

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