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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Scott Adams

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

Scott Adams

There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as "nutty methods." Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time.

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Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

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Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

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Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

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There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

Scott Adams

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

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You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

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