~ Hope your Birthday gently breezes into your life all the choicest of things and all that your heart holds dear Have A Fun- Filled Day. ~
~ I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day 'cause that means it's gonna be up all night. ~
~ I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol ~
~ Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday. ~
~ Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'. ~
~ I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol ~
~ My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. ~
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