I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.
Stephen Colbert
Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They don’t know they’re being funny.
Stephen Colbert
The Yankees' Facebook page was hacked. The hacker was immediately purchased and signed to a 5 year contract with the Yankees.
Stephen Colbert