I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
Steve Martin
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Steve Martin
An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.
Steve Martin