Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up
Terry Pratchett
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
Terry Pratchett
It's not enough to be able to pick up a sword. You have to know which end to poke into the enemy.
Terry Pratchett
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong.
Terry Pratchett
Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of starvation too, o'course.
Terry Pratchett
No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
Terry Pratchett