Tom Lehrer Quotes
Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.



In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl'



If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.



Bad weather always looks worse through a window.



An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.








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