Tom lehrer Quotes

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.

Tom Lehrer

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

Tom Lehrer

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl'

Tom Lehrer

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

Tom Lehrer

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

Tom Lehrer