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I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

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An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

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To the world, you may be one person; but to one person, you may be the world!

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Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.

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Everyone is gifted - but some people never open their package

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I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time!

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All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.

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When a flirt fishes for a man, she fishes merely for the sport.

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Faith makes all things possible.... love makes all things easy.

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A good book on your shelf is a friend that turns its back on you and remains a friend.

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A dirty book is rarely dusty.

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Don't be so superstitious.

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Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

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Every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel's just got his wings.

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Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it

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