For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
To the world, you may be one person; but to one person, you may be the world!
Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
Everyone is gifted - but some people never open their package
Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends.
All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.
When a flirt fishes for a man, she fishes merely for the sport.
Faith makes all things possible.... love makes all things easy.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel's just got his wings.
God understands our prayers even when we can't find the words to say them.
Be God or let God.
A good memory is one that can remember the day's blessings and forget the day's troubles
Character is always lost when a high ideal is sacrificed on the altar of conformity and popularity.