Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
The speedway ends at the cemetery.
Your stomach shouldn't be a waist basket.
A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.
The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas
I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.
“Any man who knows all the answers most likely misunderstood the questions”
The good thing about pain is it lets you know you're still alive.
Winners make a decision to win.
Second place is the first loser.