A photograph is always invisible, it is not it that we see.
I am in shape. Round is a shape... is not it?
The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.
I am on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.
The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor.
Dieting is wishful shrinking.
Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Dieters live life in the fasting lane