~ Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. ~ Unknown
~ A game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood. ~ Unknown
~ The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become. ~ Unknown
~ When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. ~ Unknown
~ Golf is life. If you can't take golf, you can't take life. ~ Unknown
~ The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil. ~ Unknown
~ To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly ~ Unknown
~ If you want to take long walks, take long walks. If you want to hit things with sticks, hit things with sticks. But there's no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV. Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns ~ Unknown
~ A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible. ~ Unknown
~ Born to golf. Forced to work. ~ Unknown
~ My body is here, but my mind has already teed off. ~ Unknown
~ May thy ball lie in green pastures... and not in still waters. ~ Unknown
~ If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle. ~ Unknown
~ The members who command the best service at your golf club either have the lowest handicaps or the highest bar bills ~ Unknown
~ A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible ~ Unknown
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