~ All requests for leave of absence on account of grandmother's funeral, sore throat, housecleaning, lame back, turning of the ringer, headaches, brain storm, cousin's wedding, general ailments or other legitimate excuses must be made out and handed to the boss not later than 10 a.m. on the morning of the game ~ Unknown
~ Traditional gag notice hung in offices and factories at a time period when all games were played during daylight hours ~ Unknown
~ Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk ~ Unknown
~ Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand ~ Unknown
~ Ideally, the umpire should combine the integrity of a Supreme Court judge, the physical agility of an acrobat, the endurance of Job and the imperturbability of Buddha. ~ Unknown
~ A hidden connection is stronger than an obvious one ~ Unknown
~ Many talk like philosophers yet live like fools ~ Unknown
~ Keep quiet and people will think you a philosopher. ~ Unknown
~ Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it ~ Unknown
~ Chemicals, n: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made. ~ Unknown
~ Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray ~ Unknown
~ A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog wouldn't eat. ~ Unknown
~ If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? ~ Unknown
~ If you're not giving the world the best you have, what world are you saving it for ? ~ unknown
~ I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted. ~ Unknown
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