~ I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. ~
~ Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live ~
~ I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home ~
~ During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days. ~
~ If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. ~
~ I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ~
~ It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. ~
~ Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people. ~
~ Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people. ~
~ No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree. ~
~ I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink; that is the one thing I am indebted to her for. ~
~ My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. ~
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