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W. C. Fields Quotes
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~ I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. ~
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~ Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live ~
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~ I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home ~
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~ During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days. ~
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~ If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. ~
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~ I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ~
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~ It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. ~
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~ Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people. ~
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~ Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people. ~
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~ No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree. ~
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~ I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink; that is the one thing I am indebted to her for. ~
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~ My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. ~
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~ A woman drove me to drink, and I'll be a son-of-a-gun but I never even wrote to thank her. ~
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