WILL ROGERS Quotes

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for

Will Rogers

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you

Will Rogers

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln

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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies

Will Rogers

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has

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Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt

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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf will. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you can get so sore at yourself that you forget to hate you enemies.

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Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

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Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.

Will Rogers

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.

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The best doctor is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter- he's got to just know.

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I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

Will Rogers

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

Will Rogers

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

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A comedian can only last 'til he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.

Will Rogers

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